My Funny T-Shirts

Featured Designs 12/25 - 12/31

2011-12-25T09:10:00.000-07:00

THIS WEEKS FEATURED DESIGNS

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Featured Designs 12/11 - 12/17

2011-12-12T16:02:00.001-07:00

THIS WEEKS FEATURED DESIGNS

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Featured Designs 12/4 - 12/10

2011-12-09T11:28:00.000-07:00

THIS WEEKS FEATURED DESIGNS

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Save Christmas: Give Santa a Bailout

2011-12-09T07:00:00.000-07:00

We live in an age a government bailouts for those "too big to fail." Well, Santa is hurting just as much or more than any large corporation.

So I say, "Save Christmas: Give Santa a Bailout!"

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Beware of the Bogey Man!

2011-12-07T15:21:00.000-07:00

So, I am not a natural at golf, but at least I admit it. If I miss an easy putt, no biggie. BUT, I have played with some that turn into a raving lunatic when they miss a putt. It is this type of person that I created this design for.

So, "Beware of the Bogey Man!" You know who you are!

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Talk Nerdy to Me!

2011-12-06T15:17:00.000-07:00

If you are like me, you have a wife that married a complete nerd. That's right. I said it. I used my highly nerdy ways to trick my wife into marrying me. It only stands to reason that she has a thing for nerdiness...

So in honor of those who are digging the nerd action, please enjoy "Talk Nerdy to Me!"

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Powered By Glucose!

2011-12-05T10:47:00.000-07:00

My wife is a diabetic. She has been longer than she can remember. As a husband of a diabetic, I have frequently been up in the middle of the night getting juice, cookies, anything to help bring her blood sugars back up to a normal level. So, it is in those times, I truly know she is powered by glucose.

So, in the wee morning hours when you are getting juice for a diabetic, wear your “Powered by Glucose” tshirt with PRIDE!

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2011-12-04T12:35:00.000-07:00

Did Santa ever hook you up with some really cool stuff? I know he has never failed to hook me up with the coolest gadgets and best toys (even as an adult). Santa is truly my Homeboy…

If you feel the same, then this design is for you! “Santa is my Homeboy!”

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Featured Designs: 11/27 - 12/3

2011-12-03T23:30:00.000-07:00

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2011-12-03T12:34:00.000-07:00

I am a father. I own guns. AND, it makes me frustrated when people say that guns kill people. I have never seen a gun get out of a closet, load itself, and then try and blow someone away. Keep in mind, cartoons are an exception. On the flip side, I have seen protective fathers pull a gun out of the closet, load it, and definitely make threatening gestures with it. (I think History will agree often times this has gone further than threats.)

So, as fair warning for anyone that tries hurts my daughters feelings, tries to take advantage of her, or fails to see her as the princess she is, this design is for you. “Guns Don’t Kill People; Daddies with Pretty Daughters Do!”

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Boldly Going Nowhere!

2011-12-02T12:28:00.000-07:00

What are your plans? What are you going to do with your life? These were always the things I heard as a teenager. Frankly, I didn’t know what I was going to do. I knew what I liked and that was about it. So, there I was, a sci-fi nerd with no direction, BUT I went with boldness.

So for all of you out there just like me, this one is for you! “Boldly Going Nowhere!”

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Santa, Naughty is such a Subjective Term

2011-12-01T15:34:00.000-07:00

When it comes to Christmas, there is a lot about being naughty or nice. Well, I think, and it may well be a justification on my part, but naughty or nice really is subjective, especially for the individual trying to come up with reasons as to why they are deserving of a present. All ages do it, and sometimes parents do it for their children (guilty!)

So in honor of the justification, my I present “Santa, Naughty is Such a Subjective Term!”

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D.A.D.D - Dad's Against Daughters Dating

2011-11-30T15:20:00.000-07:00

I am a father. AND, as a father, I am protective of my daughter. Some would say I am over-protective. Of course, I would disagree with those people. I would say that I am not protective enough. That is why my “D.A.D.D. ‘Dad’s Against Daughters Dating” design was the natural fit. This classic design is perfect for the over-protective (or should I say ‘not quite protective enough’) father that any little girl has.

So in honor of protective fathers everywhere, we present to you the D.A.D.D. - Dad's Against Daughters Dating!

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Ski Kansas!

2011-11-29T09:44:00.000-07:00

It’s winter again. We find the ground covered with snow, and that can only mean one thing. Ski Season! Now most think that skiing is only for those who live near the mountains. Not so my friends… In Kansas, all you have to do is grab hold of a cow’s tail and let him pull you all over the pasture! You think coming down a mountain at a hundred miles an hour is death defying? You haven’t lived until you’ve been pulled around by a wild beast that tends to crap while it runs.

So in remembrance of that time honored tradition, we present to you the Ski Kansas T-Shirt!

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What Happens Under the Mistletoe...

2011-11-28T15:29:00.000-07:00

Every year, I try to get one new funny tshirt to wear to the many (and I mean many, many, many) Christmas parties. I like tshirts because they are comfortable. BUT when they are funny, they are memorable. So, this year, the design I will be sporting the "What Happens Under the Mistletoe Stays Under the Mistletoe".

This will surely bring a lot of looks and many laughs!

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